"If you do not change direction, you may end up where you're heading." Lao Tzu
Everything I know that you need to know, because everything I know is invaluable and the only things worth knowing:
1. I have no idea who Lao Tzu is or whether or not he/she actually said what I quoted. I'm assuming it's a he, because women in the culture of Lao Tzu name sake types aren't worth listening to.
2. I stole the picture quote from the internet and find the birds in flight to have nothing at all to do with the quote. But, people think birds flying is somehow inspirational.
3. Going five days without blogging makes me feel sorry for my readers. Afterall, I am all knowing and waking up to my blogs is the only reason some of you live. So, my apologies.
4. I make numbered list blogs because I read somewhere that Americans are too lazy and stupid to read real content.
5. I added a quote and a picture because I read somewhere that if you don't have a picture and quote to catch the attention of lazy and stupid Americans, they won't read your blog.
6. When I am worried that neglecting new blog posts will decrease reader activity, I make up bullshit to talk about just to have something active in my blog overview stats.
7. I should have stopped at 5 bullet points because more than that causes a lack of interest in the ADHD minds of Americans.
8. I definitely shouldn't keep adding items to my list knowing that 5 is too many for most of you, but I have international readers who can probably handle it.
9. The friends I keep and the subscribers to my blog totally get what I just said and probably laughed more than once. I thank you. You are my true audience.
10. The stupid Americans I've made fun of the entire post don't get why #9 is an insult.
God bless. Goodnight.
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1. I have no idea who Lao Tzu is or whether or not he/she actually said what I quoted. I'm assuming it's a he, because women in the culture of Lao Tzu name sake types aren't worth listening to.
2. I stole the picture quote from the internet and find the birds in flight to have nothing at all to do with the quote. But, people think birds flying is somehow inspirational.
3. Going five days without blogging makes me feel sorry for my readers. Afterall, I am all knowing and waking up to my blogs is the only reason some of you live. So, my apologies.
4. I make numbered list blogs because I read somewhere that Americans are too lazy and stupid to read real content.
5. I added a quote and a picture because I read somewhere that if you don't have a picture and quote to catch the attention of lazy and stupid Americans, they won't read your blog.
6. When I am worried that neglecting new blog posts will decrease reader activity, I make up bullshit to talk about just to have something active in my blog overview stats.
7. I should have stopped at 5 bullet points because more than that causes a lack of interest in the ADHD minds of Americans.
8. I definitely shouldn't keep adding items to my list knowing that 5 is too many for most of you, but I have international readers who can probably handle it.
9. The friends I keep and the subscribers to my blog totally get what I just said and probably laughed more than once. I thank you. You are my true audience.
10. The stupid Americans I've made fun of the entire post don't get why #9 is an insult.
God bless. Goodnight.
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